The seven deadly sins -- for centuries, they've shaped the imaginations of
poets, priests, and politicians, while giving the great unwashed a frame of
reference: Do these things and you'll burn for sure!
When it comes to software, few products have inspired as much debauchery as
Windows. From lust to sloth to envy, Microsoft's flagship OS platform has proven
to be a source of manifold transgression. Zealots have praised it, and pundits
have cursed it, while those of us in the IT trenches are forced to actually live
with it.
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So with Windows 7 just around the corner, it makes sense to examine the product
through the prism of these 7 deadly sins. Just how does Microsoft's new OS drive
users to acts of iniquity? And what, if anything, can you, the IT administrator,
do to manage the carnal impulses and aberrant behaviors this interloping force
of nature engenders?
Lust: Beware Windows 7's faux-Mac experience, which may drive users to the real
thing
Windows 7 inspires lust. Specifically, it arouses an unhealthy yearning for a
better computing experience. If you're an IT administrator, you can see the
signs easily: a lingering glance at a contractor's MacBook Pro, an iPhone in use
instead of the standard-issue BlackBerry, browser histories filled with links to
macworld.com articles, telltale "my other PC is a Mac" bumper stickers adorning
their cubicles.
Left unchecked, these primitive impulses can destroy office morale. Frustrated
by the restrictions imposed on them by a rigid Windows-only regime, some
employees may even resort to illicit workplace trysts. Many a naïve sys admin
has made the unfortunate mistake of ignoring the signs only to later stumble
upon a wayward user secretly caressing the object of his or her desire -- a
smuggled MacBook Air -- in the back of a secluded wiring closet.
If your job description includes enforcing a Windows-only computing policy, keep
close tabs on your charges during the Windows 7 transition. The faux-Mac
experience of the Aero UI will no doubt serve to exacerbate their frustration
and perhaps even inspire an increase in overt acts of salaciousness as users
realize they've been duped by a poor imitation of their true Mac love. So stay
alert. Be vigilant. And keep a hammer close by (for cracking Apples, not heads).
Gluttony: Windows 7's piggy requirements require a lot of hardware "food"
Windows 7 continues Vista's piggish ways with regard to RAM consumption and CPU
utilization. Like its notorious predecessor Vista, Windows 7 consumes
significantly more RAM than Windows XP, ostensibly to support its vastly
expanded set of default services. As InfoWorld's tests have shown, this latest
version of Windows begins to perform adequately only when deployed on multicore
hardware, and some of its "cool" features such as the Aero UI require new
graphics hardware and/or updated drivers